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The Zodiac Killer Takes Us for a Ruse Cruz

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After Our Lord and Savior Donald "Large Hands" Trump calls him out for his manwhorin', Ted Cruz (or should I say...THE ZODIAC KILLER!) challenges him to mortal combat.
The National Enquirer will shit themselves once they realize I've scooped them!
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LMAO WAS THE PENIS OUTLINE REALLY NECESSARY? WHAT DRUGS DO YOU TAKE? I NEED THEM. Also, Ted Cruz's face is perfect.